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    Thursday, November 26th, 2009
    1:45 am
    How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

    Created by Oatmeal

    Monday, November 16th, 2009
    2:59 pm
    What a great time, I tell you.

    Lights Out Drunken Hide & Seek FTW...and cold beach sunset...and the shower the next day

    ...and 2+ minute long Jurassic Park quotes...with proper voices.

    I'm going to make a trip up to see those wonderful folk soon. Hopefully, it'll be for that Thanksgiving party potluck thing on the 24th.

    On a different note, my Wall O' Cleo hasn't had any additions in over a year. I need new pictures...of me...to hide in my room.

    Phillip's mom called me a bigamist...which isn't really true...I'm just an adulterer.

    Gonna start carrying a camera again.

    Work at 5...hours are picking back up again...kinda. Holidays, ya know?

    Geez...why do I live 4 hours away from all of them?

    Current Music: Os Mutantes
    Friday, October 30th, 2009
    1:31 pm
    So, Halloween, right?

    I have $10. So, ya know, making a costume isn't really going so well...and I left all my fake blood in Auburn. Damn it!

    I don't know what's going on on Halloween, either. Parties?

    Mow.
    Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
    7:15 pm
    "YOU CUNT SUCKER!" -John Krasinski as Burt Farlander
    I just watched Away We Go. I could watch it again right now.

    I want to go on a massive road trip with Phillip.
    Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
    2:18 pm
    Since I'm stuck here for another year, I'm going to make me better health wise.

    I mean, what else am I going to do?

    I started working out again and not eating piles of melted/almost burned cheese for every meal.

    There has been progress.

    I am going to find a second/better job. I'm going to have at least an extra $40 every two weeks or so. That way, I can visit Auburn much more often. Being there makes me happy...If I could, I'd move back this winter, but there's just no way we can afford to move ANYWHERE. So, I'm just going to try to be as present as possible while the people that I really enjoy/care about/want to hug forever are still there.

    It's 10X cheaper to keep an existing client...says the temp.

    This way, we can fix the damages that've occurred to the house at a leisurely pace. Rather than frantically spackling what we can and hoping for the best, I mean.

    I spent $3 of my last $6 on milk last night. I have a problem...with milk.

    Power hour tonight, though. I've been pretty calm with the drinking the last small amount of time...so, I'm allowing myself a few yummy beers...provided by Mia...because she's great.
    Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
    3:11 pm
    So, that stuff I said I was gonna do...well...I didn't. So there. Shut up. I'm sick and I'm gonna be calm and not run around town until I'm better.

    Hopefully, that'll be by Friday morning. That way, I can go down to Samurai J's with GJ(they're hiring a server AND a cook right now) and then scurry on up to Evergreen for sunshine cookout time.

    Ribs, barbecue chicken and stuffed peppers! I'm really just too excited. Cookouts FTW.

    I have another bruise on the side of my hand. It hurts to move my pinky.

    My mucus stinks.
    Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
    3:18 pm
    Cleo=sickgrossfacenastythroatdiseasepillowperson.

    Getting that apartment over Allin's isn't going to work out. Lame. $425/month is pretty kickass...as is a 6 month lease.

    Now that I'm 21(and now that they're hiring), I'm applying at Red Lobster. I'm going up tomorrow morning. Hopefully, I'll be able to gather myself a bit and avoid coughing in anyone's face.

    This weekend, GJ, Phillip, Zach and I(maybe Darren?) are going to Auburn. I'm really excited. With any luck, I'll have kicked this illness by then.

    Now, time to eat some chickeny sketti and prepare for work.
    Friday, October 16th, 2009
    4:49 pm
    I'm suddenly filthy. I mean, I've probably been gross for the last half day, but I didn't realy take full notice until a few moments ago.

    I want to take a shower, but the shower's covered in mildew and the bathroom smells like poo.

    I'm driving to Evergreen in just a bit. Making some CD's(since I'm fucking retarded and lose everything...including my ipod.)

    THEN! I'll do the dishes and clean the shower....hopefully...I shouldn't go much longer without bathing.

    Maybe that's why we're infested with these fucking fruit flies!

    The shower mildew...not me being gross.

    Road trips are difficult when you have a back that itches constantly.

    I hope my car doesn't break down. I should bring a book...just in case, you know?
    Thursday, October 15th, 2009
    11:49 pm
    I am so fucking hungry.

    Going around to realty companies tomorrow for to find out about houses opening up in January.

    My room's a mess.

    ZACHARY BOOM BOOM/MICHAEL SHEFFIELD/ALISON CLOW BIRTHDAY PARTY SATURDAY! I'm making tacos and pizza so far. I'm hoping that it'll be fun.

    Hopefully, I'll be making a trip up to Auburn next weekend. There's a big gathering going on and it seems like a nice opportunity to see a bunch of people I haven't seen in a really long time. Maybe I could grab an Alex.
    Monday, October 12th, 2009
    12:54 pm
    Ice cream for breakfast, bitches! Maybe I'll have a taco, too!
    Sunday, October 11th, 2009
    3:34 pm
    You know, things suck most of the time for a lot of reasons, but that's okay. Stuff happens and will continue to happen. I still have my fella and my family...and my kittehs...and the ability to cook and create my own alcohol if it gets to the point that I'm unable to obtain any commercially.

    Zachary Boom Boom's birthday is tomorrow! DING! 18!!!

    Tonight, I'm making him some of the greaziest, sloppy, constipation inducing pizza ever. I'd make it tomorrow, but I have work. I am going to be driving him home when I get off (around 11:30ish) and stop at the casino on the way back. $10. That's what I'm allowing myself.

    I'm itchy all over. Still.

    Oh, and! I found a Snorlax napping in the toy aisle of the Tillman's corner thrift store! Too bad I don't have the flute so I could wake him up to take high scoring, dancing pictures of him.

    I guess I'll have to settle for the Lapras and Kangaskhan...no offense to either one.
    Friday, October 9th, 2009
    12:15 am
    goddamn, my feet stink! They don't usually, but right now...I don't know. It's all a bit much for me to handle.
    Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
    6:28 pm
    So, GJ's gone off with Helen to see Alice Cooper. What the fuck, right?

    Going out to Dauphin Island this evening with mah felllaaa. Gonna have a picniiiiiiic.

    I'm on the schedule at 2 different Blockbusters. So, that's pretty kickass. It'll keep me from getting bored with one store AND supplement my monies.

    Now, I just have to find my paycard from Books A Million...so I can use my money. I get paid on Friday.

    Listening to the Oingo Boingo Pandora station keeps my spirits high.

    My hair's tickling my shoulders. Will power!!!
    Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
    3:47 pm
    ULTRAOVERDRAFT!
    How can I be so broke while having been busting my ass so much?

    Whatevs. I'll figure something out.

    Inventory tonight from 10:45PM until about 5AM.(AKA: An excuse to sleep most of the day)

    Gonna bury my brain for a while.
    Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
    1:30 pm
    last day at Books A Million today!

    Last night was very nice. Went to Picklefish. Hung out with Will, Wes and Simon. Came home. Cleaned a bit. Hung out with GJ and Mia until almost 4AM. Watched the new episode of the Office.

    Woke up at 1PM today. Whatevs. I was up late and I have work at 4. Gotta get my sleep.

    JOHN DAVID IS COMING TO TOWN!!! TONIGHT!!! I'm pretty excited.
    Thursday, October 1st, 2009
    1:20 pm
    "I ate a kitten, ya'll!" -Oprah
    I have two more shifts at BooksAMillion. I might apply at Michael's and I'm definitely going to continue applying at restaurants.

    I canceled my phone autocharge thingy. So, I'm gonna be kinda out of touch for a while. Couldn't afford it.

    I really need to save up money for Voodoo Fest...or I just need to save money to get out of here and into school.

    One day, I'm not going to be broke all the time. Or, one day, I'm not going to spend all my money on stupid things.

    I work three shifts between 6PM tonight and 11PM tomorrow night.

    The weather outside is fucking delightful, though.
    Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
    10:58 am
    I'm watching Twilight Zone:The Movie and I'm so happy.

    I opened my first tab last night and lost my debit card.

    All in all, I'm pretty happy.
    Friday, September 25th, 2009
    9:43 pm
    Went to Hopjacks after applying at Samurai J's. Hopefully, I'll be spending a bit more time downtown.

    For money.

    And drinking.

    And delicious duck fat fries with garlic herb sauce.

    I'm in a good mood. Time to prepare dinner.
    Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
    7:45 pm
    Quick Summary

    California Trip:
    1)San Francisco smells like pot and tastes like high quality chocolate filled with fancy beer.
    2)cosmic bowling at Granada Lanes is fucking delightful.
    3)The sanest person in my family is my 75 year old grandfather...who has Alzheimer's.

    Books A Million:
    1)I shouldn't hear more people saying "I don't read." at Books A Million than at Blockbuster.
    2)fuck the discount card. super scam.
    3)same with the magazines.
    4)oh, by the way, I put in my two weeks notice last week.

    Everything Else:
    1)looking for a new place to live again...also looking for two reliable vehicles.
    2)looking for serving/bartending job now that I'm of such an age.
    3)Mia lives with me!
    4)I'm probably going to be giving away a bunch of old, little Cleo(circa age 13-16) clothes that I know I will never fit into again. I have to give in to my Corbridge heritage and accept that I have big hips and big tits and they're never going away.

    OH! AND! Shavo came into Books a Million today! His baby was born on my mom's birthday and 2 days before mine and I almost crapped my pants and cried and I miss him a lot and he smelled really good.

    I need to clean my room, but I'm going to make ribs.
    Saturday, September 5th, 2009
    9:03 am
    I have a party booked at Chuck E. Cheese's at 2PM.

    How fucking cool!
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